The Best Work Memes This Week (April 4, 2022)

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  • Hand - employees quitting -whys the turnover so high? horrible management
  • Font - consigliere @moyodre How would you write "I changed a light bulb" on your resume? M @MuyiwaSaka Single-handedly managed the suc- cessful upgrade and deployment of new environmental illumination system with zero cost overruns and zero safety incidents.
  • Forehead - *Training the new employee at work* "So you're not really supposed to do this, but this is what we do" @Gavinandstaceyreactions
  • Facial expression - why did you choose our company? because you are recruiting what can you bring to the company? a new employee
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Forehead - How a boss feels when a worker has an outside hobby or something to go home to: made with mematic
  • Font - Existential Comics @existentialcoms Get a job doing what you love and you'll have to work twice as hard for half as much money, because your boSs wil exploit your passion for profit, and drive you little by little to hate what you once loved. 5:41 AM 9/23/19 Twitter Web App 2,299 Retweets 7,894 Likes
  • Font - Me when someone at work tries to raise their voice at me... I Light Up Try Me
    via PyroDragon
  • Property - My retirement plan is going to prison in Denmark.
  • Clothing - Reduce Reduce employee employee workloads workloads Mental'health Reduce employee workloads webinar
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Musical instrument - when your company decides not to replace your coworker and you have to do the extra work AHA work problems.
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Tableware - @nohourworkweek Me ranting about how we should abolish the 40 hour work week Мy date --Aren't you too young to be bitter? -No, you can be young-and bitter.
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Clothing - @nohourworkweek seve @sevejchristian please don't send me an email unless you start it with something like this Hi Seve, I hope you are managing the trauma of the American experience.
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Wood - when you want to work in the arts but every organisation has been exposed for treating its staff like shit but also you still need a job to live
    via @nohourworkweek
  • People in nature - an unrealistic workload me quitting my job after it triggered symptoms of my chronic health issues my successor
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Plant - Someone told me signing my emails with "Best" is passive aggressive so I'm changing it to "See you in hell" to eliminate any confusion
    via PyroDragon
  • Sharing - Me saying it's always been my passion to work for [company] Me needing money to exchange for food and shelter That's right big smile. Everybody's happy.
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Forehead - Me deciding which sentence gets the "playful exclamation mark" in a work email V = = tr h 3. tr V 45° 60° 23 2 tan (8) Jsin xdx =-co !! 10 2 dx tgx cos x figxdx = -Inja 60 dx - =Incg sin x dx elrad 2+2 +x RLLLR------ ----- dam.the.creator LSO
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Font - "as per my previous email," • corporate • passive aggressive • doesn't convey level of rage "It's amazing you can type when you can't even read" • spicy • opportunity to attach a photo of aloe vera for their burn • can say "it was a compliment" when you are disciplined
    via PyroDragon
  • Head - Learning you have to return to the office Stage 1: Grief @nohourworkweek Stage 2: Anger Stage 3: Organize your coworkers Stage 4: Successfully negotiate option to work remotely WE ARE WARRIORS!
    via @nohourworkweek
  • Table - Boomers: If you don't like working for tips, just quit Millennials/Gen Z: *Start quitting service industry jobs* Boomers sitting in an understaffed restaurant:
  • Human body - me: *nervously approaching printer* h-hey there little guy.. kinda in a rush to print something my printer: *territorial printer noises*
    via PyroDragon

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